Anonymous asked:For the past week I've been eating a lot of spinach and a lot of Cap'n Crunch Oops All Berries. I'm also on my period. I just took a shit and it was green and the water was red. Christmas in a bowl!
Anonymous asked:I've always clasped my bra behind my back. It seems like any other way would just be extra steps.
Anonymous asked:My boyfriend caught me masturbating yesterday.
Tell him to help you finish
Anonymous asked:Tastes cum for first time. Gets pube in mouth.
Anonymous asked:you guys are complaining about being dry? oh my god im constantly wet and it's so fucking annoying. i go to pee, i go to poop, i laugh, i jump, it just happens. all i have to do it squeeze. something is wrong with me i think, and i'm pretty sure thanks to this my boyfriend thinks he's so much better than he actually is.